Sunday, May 31, 2015

PERKS OF BEING SINGLE

[sorry for some foul words here]


 SHOUT OUT TO ALL SINGLE LADIES OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!


#TeamSingle
#BoysFree

Many people would say being single is sad and depressing. No boys in life. No sex life. No inspiration. No other fucking shit to mention. 

Hell no!!!! Not for us! Who says you need guys in life to fulfill your happiness? Maybe for desire... but... So here are 5 Perks of Being Single.

1. You are INDEPENDENT. 


Technically yes, you are single and you are free!!!! You can decide on your own without a guy opposing on your own thinking and perspectives in life; saying "don't do this, don't do that". You can do whatever you want. You can wear whatever clothes you are comfortable with. You can go anywhere without someone you have to update with. You are on your own. It's just so sad seeing a friend who has to always ask for permission and giving updates to his/her partner. See!!! If you are single, there are no limitations. You can do whatever fucking shit you want in life because you know that you are the boss of your own!

2. Your time is EXTENSIVE.


If you are in a relationship, most of your time is always focused on your guy. You also tend to forget your other priorities. Sometimes you even set aside your family and friends. But hey!!!!! Before you met that guy, who you are with? Okay, if you are single, you all have the time to do anything. You don't have to wake up at 12:00am just to greet happy monthsary/ anniversary/ or any whatever fucksary. You can go home late without someone getting mad at you (of course your parents will do). If you are single, you don't have to worry about giving time to one particular person only because you already know how to manage and you can always share time to anyone.


3. You can MINGLE. 


You are single and always ready to mingle bitch!
You can meet and enjoy all types of men in town. You can go to club, bars, party all night, meet different kinds of people; especially meeting those fucking hot guys. But if you are in a relationship, your eyes are only limited to one area. Ohhhh sad life. Unlike when you are single, your eyes can go round 360 degrees and wait for it! There's more! You can even talk with them. Your eyes, your hands, your body are not just limited to one thing. If you know what I mean (smirk). Flirting is permitted.



4. NO PRESSURE at all. 


You don't have to deal with any people related to him especially his family and friends. You don't have to act as fucking nice infront of them. You don't have to act as someone you are not. You don't act just to be liked by them or just to impress. Unlike being single, you have no worries. You meet your friends' family and make their home as if your second home. You don't fucking adjust for others. Also, you don't have to compromise to anyone. 


5. You can achieve your SQUAD GOALS.


I guess, this is the most important thing of all. Yes! personally speaking, this is the top most problem of every friendship. When you are in a relationship, you tend to forget your friends. Oh c'mon!!!! I know you did. It happened even for once. Whenever your friends invite you to hangout or to go somewhere with them, most of the time you are already thinking twice. 
Hell yeaaaaaah!!! Compare when you were still single, you go instantly. You always have time to your friends but now that you are in a relationship, you are now focused on your guy and on his thing. If you are single, you enjoy every moment with your friends and you're going to realize how happily contented you are with your friends; that no boys or no any single guy could ever give you those precious moments. With your friends, you can always act and do lots of crazy things.  





Being in a relation(shit) is not bad. But of course, being single is better. I know it is fun to be with the person you love but duhhh!



Are you ready for commitment? 

Are you ready to get tied on one person?

Are you ready to settle in?

Are you ready to manage your time between family, friends, and your guy? 

If NO, then what the hell are you thinking!!! If you are still young, then I guess this isn't the right time yet to get focused on one person. But if you can balance your time, then go ahead! 




Enjoy life! 

You only live once. 


There is a time for everything! For now enjoy the company because I believe sooner or later you will meet the right one for you. Ewww another hopeless romantic words. But seriously, 


JUST GO WITH THE FLOW. ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE YOU MIGHT MISSED A LOT OF OPPORTUNITIES :) MAYBE FROM YOUR EXPERIENCES YOU'LL LEARN A LOT, THAT CAN BE USED TO ESTABLISH BETTER AND SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP IN THE FUTURE :)

You know yourself. I believe you know what you want in life. 





ANOTHER SINGLE BITCH,
- SLENUJ